As we are sitting on the porch, enjoying the finally decent weather, our two
I'm snuggled down, cozy in bed. I hear yapping
(door bursts open)
"Oh, my God!" It is Hub. He has a story he must tell me this instant.
Apparently, Friendly Neighbor's elderly dog had run away. He asked Hub if we had seen Elderly Dog. We had not. They chat for a while longer. Friendly Neighbor is having problems with his girlfriend and is
As the conversation is winding down, Hub looks toward our house & notices Elderly Dog in our other neighbor's yard. Invisible Neighbors have no fence, so Hub offers to go retrieve Elderly Dog. Friendly Neighbor is irritated at Elderly Dog & tells Hub just to leave him for now. Hub doesn't want Elderly Dog to get run over, so he insists on retrieving Elderly Dog, as it is the right thing to do.
Hub retrieves Elderly Dog & returns to our yard. Friendly Neighbor is also in our yard, waiting for Hub. Hub hands over Elderly Dog & is headed back toward the house when he notices Friendly Neighbor fall over. Hmm. Perhaps he
He walks over to investigate and discovers that Elderly Dog has bitten Friendly Neighbor. And half his ear is missing. Hub is a little queasy. He asks Friendly Neighbor if he can drive him to the hospital since he is
Hub: "No, really, I think you should go to the hospital...."
FN: (laughing) "Nah. I'll be fine. Man, this stings..."
Hub: "That's really going to hurt tomorrow...are you sure you don't want to go to the hospital...?"
FN: (still laughing) "Nah, it's ok. It sure stings tho..."
Hub was distressed by the event.
Apparently Friendly Neighbor survived the night. I saw him leave for work this morning. I think I would've called in sick....& hopefully remembered to hold the phone up to my other ear...